i don’t think anyone actually likes me



i dont say “no” to drugs

i say “no thank you” because i wasnt raised in a fucking barn like some of you hoodlums 



dad gets really excited about new apps, he just downloaded an app called ‘shazam’ and you basically just record a song with it and it tells you the name and artist with that song. today we were driving home from the mall and the radio was playing this song and he was like ‘who sings this?’ and no one knew and he got so excited when he shouted ‘LETS SHAZAM IT’ that he swerved and almost crashed the car


how many followers do you need before someone orders you a pizza for free

People run from rain but
in bathtubs full of

Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via coolestpriest)



I’m crying so hard beacuse i went to go delete my history and


google knows what’s up

it’s funny because i am a 16 year old girl and i was talking about deleting clubpenguin because i didnt want anyone to know i still go on and i just realized that the majority of you reblogged it for a completely different reason